Jewel says that the SKY is the limit. IMAGINE!!!
Smiles :o)
Gary
Saturday, December 26, 2009
Tuesday, December 22, 2009
SMILE!!!
Smile, Smile, Smile, you just gotta smile. Smiling just makes things so much better.
SMILES :o)
Gary
SMILES :o)
Gary
Monday, December 21, 2009
The Animator
This is so awesome that I HAD to pas it on.....THANKS BOB!!!
Just click on the picture above, click on play,
then leave the mouse alone, sit back and
enjoy a piece of creative brilliance.
Friday, December 11, 2009
Hello! I want to tell you something SPECIAL!!!
If you wake up in a red room
with no windows and doors,
DON'T panic..you're just in my
heart!!!
YOU HAVE BEEN CONSIDERED ONE OF THE nicest
FRIENDS ON MY LIST.
Wishing you the warmth of friendship...
with no windows and doors,
DON'T panic..you're just in my
heart!!!
YOU HAVE BEEN CONSIDERED ONE OF THE nicest
FRIENDS ON MY LIST.
Wishing you the warmth of friendship...
Saturday, November 28, 2009
Forest Fights, Feisty Fauna and Funny Fellows!
Forest Fights, Feisty Fauna and Funny Fellows!: "
I came upon this gloomy-looking tree, 'Why the long face?', I asked him.
'Did you see the sky?', he groaned.
'It's going to rain again, and my trunk is just drying off!'
'Pardon me ma'am!' I turned to see this grand tree peaking out at me cautiously. 'You should check out the argument going on over there!'
Across the path, there was a heated debate going on between three trees. I didn't catch the subject of the squabble, but I overheard a few snippets!
'Talk to the hand, cuz the face don't understand!' This large tree was not happy!
'Oh no she dih-int!', voiced Ms. Curvy!
'Alright, hold on you two....', this older and wiser matriarch seemed to be mediating the fight!
My interest peaked as I thought I was about to find out what a bunch of trees had to fight about, when I heard someone shushing me! 'Don't mind that bunch, they're always finding something to argue about! Look over there...'
'Did you eat my porridge?' I was surprised to see what looked like a bear, but it was a tree! 'Look around, there are some shape-shifting trees close-by!'
I looked up to hear some very loud squawking! 'Ever seen Jurassic Park Part Three?' This tree was imitating a pterodactyl!
I felt the ground shake and looked through the trees. I heard a loud roar and had to take another look....
...sure enough! I found the Island Elephant Tree!
'You may want to drop by the funny farm!' This pretty tree directed me towards a group of trees who consider themselves comedians!
'Now there's a woman with an open mind, you can feel the breeze from here!'
'Yeah, she got her looks from her father, he's a plastic surgeon!'
'I've been looking for a girl like you my entire life! A girl like you, but not you.' This tree fancied himself a regular Groucho Marx!
'Okay, I think I'll head back to the path now! Thanks for the laughs!'
As I walked away, I could hear the one-liners in the distance...'Did you hear? My brother thinks he's a chicken! We don't talk him out of it because we need the eggs.'
Once again, I got caught up in the woods and lost track of time! The sun was already setting. It's amazing what you can see and hear when you let your imagination run free!
"
My latest trek into the woods proved to be a very interesting one! I decided to take a path I'd never followed before and it started here at this glorious array of red bushes!
I came upon this gloomy-looking tree, 'Why the long face?', I asked him.
'Did you see the sky?', he groaned.
'It's going to rain again, and my trunk is just drying off!'
'Pardon me ma'am!' I turned to see this grand tree peaking out at me cautiously. 'You should check out the argument going on over there!'
Across the path, there was a heated debate going on between three trees. I didn't catch the subject of the squabble, but I overheard a few snippets!
'Talk to the hand, cuz the face don't understand!' This large tree was not happy!
'Oh no she dih-int!', voiced Ms. Curvy!
'Alright, hold on you two....', this older and wiser matriarch seemed to be mediating the fight!
My interest peaked as I thought I was about to find out what a bunch of trees had to fight about, when I heard someone shushing me! 'Don't mind that bunch, they're always finding something to argue about! Look over there...'
'Did you eat my porridge?' I was surprised to see what looked like a bear, but it was a tree! 'Look around, there are some shape-shifting trees close-by!'
I looked up to hear some very loud squawking! 'Ever seen Jurassic Park Part Three?' This tree was imitating a pterodactyl!
I felt the ground shake and looked through the trees. I heard a loud roar and had to take another look....
...sure enough! I found the Island Elephant Tree!
'You may want to drop by the funny farm!' This pretty tree directed me towards a group of trees who consider themselves comedians!
'Now there's a woman with an open mind, you can feel the breeze from here!'
'Very funny...' I smirked.
'Yeah, she got her looks from her father, he's a plastic surgeon!'
'I've been looking for a girl like you my entire life! A girl like you, but not you.' This tree fancied himself a regular Groucho Marx!
'Okay, I think I'll head back to the path now! Thanks for the laughs!'
As I walked away, I could hear the one-liners in the distance...'Did you hear? My brother thinks he's a chicken! We don't talk him out of it because we need the eggs.'
Once again, I got caught up in the woods and lost track of time! The sun was already setting. It's amazing what you can see and hear when you let your imagination run free!
Thursday, November 19, 2009
Bambi & Thumper
Hello Friends
This was sent to me by a good friend and I would like to share it with you....
This was taken in Alberta, Canada in a back yard...
Very cool!
Bambi &Thumper ....really do exist!
'
What an incredible photographer to have caught these shots...
May you always have
Love to Share,
Health to Spare,
And Friends that Care.
Smiles :o)
Gary
This was sent to me by a good friend and I would like to share it with you....
This was taken in Alberta, Canada in a back yard...
Very cool!
Bambi &Thumper ....really do exist!
'
What an incredible photographer to have caught these shots...
May you always have
Love to Share,
Health to Spare,
And Friends that Care.
Smiles :o)
Gary
Tuesday, November 10, 2009
Print Adds Worth 40 Thousand Words
40 Seriously Funny Print Ads
40 hilarious and really creative ads. Take your time and really absorb these.
40 hilarious and really creative ads. Take your time and really absorb these.
1. Kayaking Jumbo Peanut: Choking
2. Ambulance – Listermint Mouthwash
3. Philips: Snakebite
4. Wolf Hot Sauce: Hand dryer
5. Hospital – Lazer Helmets
6. Utopolis, Group of Cinemas: Titanic
7. McDonald’s: The Real Milkshake
8. Nikol Baking Dish: Jacuzzi
9. McDonald’s: Billboards 200m-197m
10. Aquafresh Flexigel: Ear
11. Denver Water: Hose
12. Fresh Step: Cross-legged cats
13. Coca-Cola Light
14. KitKat
15. Mag-Lite: Buddha
16. Mischief Scissors
17. Boecker Public Health: Toilet
18. Fish – Tolnaftate cream
19. McDonald’s: Individuals
20. Fairfax/The Sydney Morning Herald: Size Change
21. BBDO Düsseldorf Recruiting: Join us
22. Utopolis, Group of cinemas: Free Willy
23. KISS FM 97.7: Father
24. Nutri Balance: Husband
25. Tesa: Bush
26. General Tire: Wrapped by Adventure
27. Covergirl Teens: Anime
28. Softlan Ultra: Wrestling
29. Oranges – Wonderbra
30. Breath – Pedigree
31. Lion – Zoo Safari
32. New Job – Career Builder
33. Zoom – Olympus
34. Sharp – WMF
35. Truck – Pepsi Light
36. Mask – Gear Drop
37. Magician – Glassex Window
38. Overloaded – 3M Scotch
39. Playground – Wonderbra
40. Pies – Pocket Pies
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